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Ork Demotivational Poster


SIX-PACK ABS -


TAGS: working men exercise plan humor
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

dy2012 - July 8, 2013, 2:27 am
Six-Pack Lions!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 11:39 pm

Oh, yes. Lived and worked on the border for many years.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 11:22 pm
Have you ever shaken the hand of a Mexican worker? It's like shaking hands with a stone!
lgvernon - June 29, 2013, 7:40 pm

Thanks, Mao! Of course, my over-active imagination pictured these two leaning onto an ELECTRIC fence~~(BG)
Reality Lord - June 29, 2013, 4:45 pm

Lol
maoworks2 - June 29, 2013, 2:18 pm
This One Is Good, I Gotta Try That LOL.


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


THE OLD FASHION WAY - Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may.


TAGS: old fashion truth work
Rating: 4.34/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

Sean - March 28, 2014, 7:48 pm
I see what you did there ... me with my big mouth all "Let's talk about that for a bit." Wellll played. I too won me some scholarships, but what I do with dead bodies I have to do on my own time. Glad to hear about your daughter. Amazing. Sincerely.
lgvernon - March 28, 2014, 2:13 pm

My daughter earned five of them, working like a dog. While still in school she went to work in her chosen field. Immediately after graduation, she won the election, becoming the youngest elected coroner in the US. She still holds that office. Amazing gal!
Sean - March 28, 2014, 12:10 pm
Scholarships that cover 90% of tuition, eh? Let's talk about that for a bit here. True that they can be "earned" in a sense, but "won" as or "awarded" are also applicable terms to these RARE commodities, no?
thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
and the hurt feelings have defiantly fallen where they may...lol, somebody needs a dose of personal responsibility
nicholsjoshua15 - February 4, 2013, 9:25 pm
Oh look at Mister Republican; he's blaming the students for all of the debt instead of the welfare mamas that have about two babies every year. After all being hating on to students is PC. Blow it out your a*s!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:24 am
...what does it say here exactly?:'Speak the truth and let the hurt feelings fall where they may'? Education would only promote Science & Society & save America, after all. Worse yet, stastics show you'll probably Vote Liberal if you Learn about reality..
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 9:20 am
C'mon America!Can't afford a reasonable education? I mean - they're cheap & it's easy right? Then you should just get a (what does it say here exactly)a 'barely above minimum wage job'& accept your life like the rest of us bitter rightwing losers.
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:56 am
...They should let you Edit your Comments - ! ...Not because of corruption & lies - but because some student bought a phone...All is clear now!: Fix the Economy!: No student phones - !!!
RevolutionRabbitNov63 - December 30, 2012, 7:49 am
The reason 1/10th of 1% has ALL the wealth & the Middle Class is gone & has no work is because some student - but not this one who does not show his/her face, & who *absolutely!* did each & every thing listed - is not corruption & lies. Now I understand!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 1:43 am
Can you verify all this? ...I see.
kimzter - December 8, 2012, 12:25 am
Awesome covered in awesome sauce
GaryO - December 7, 2012, 10:05 pm
BAM!
mariand - December 7, 2012, 5:16 pm
well said... 5 old fashion statements for ya.


SLEEPING DISORDER -




I'M PRETTY SURE - this will get an A+


TAGS: maoworks history test
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

Cyberhagen - December 19, 2015, 12:27 pm
Nope, you got at least one wrong: Question 1 was a trick question: Napoleon didn't die in a battle. He was poisoned while exiled on his little island.
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 1:51 pm
History class sure has changed since I was in school.
MrFurry - February 20, 2012, 8:32 am
i dont care of the misspelling
IBrakeforTrees - January 19, 2012, 5:04 pm
Funny, but maybe some editing needed? Napoleon didn't die in battle and liquid is spelled wrong.
maoworks2 - January 7, 2012, 12:21 pm
Loud & Clear ?
mariand - January 7, 2012, 8:02 am
lol...looks more like a perspicacity test


HAPPY MONDAY -




A SLIGHT PROBLEM -


TAGS: get to work
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by Airman

justme - May 24, 2011, 9:20 am
lol... only one problem... im not living in the us... but working for an american company in the netherlands XD
eddhead - March 29, 2011, 12:02 pm
Love it great work.
GreyScorpion - August 26, 2010, 9:46 am
nice punchline, real nice...5L
Faceplant31 - August 25, 2010, 2:29 pm
ROR! I love it!


"Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" -


TAGS: work bar wine antidote virus
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 19, 2015, 2:29 pm
What? Work? In thi5 world? Poppyc*ck! They've given us an incentive to work: MONEY!Just enough to eat and wipe our a$$.
Silverheart - August 18, 2013, 3:33 pm

I'm gonna need this on a tshirt... to wear every monday. 5(million)Lions on this one, Ism. Love your (semi)daily ISM News!


PRANKS - Hilarious when they don't happen to you


TAGS: pranks airhorn doorknob wtf
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:15 pm
writing this one down...
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:06 pm
It's perfect for sleepy people XD lol!!!
Rad - November 21, 2011, 12:49 am
This would make my wife soil herself! Great idea!


THE SADDEST PART ABOUT THIS - is that my generation will not get it...


TAGS: orange clockwork food
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by SorayaDarqsyde

Cyberhagen - September 8, 2012, 12:01 pm
I never did understand the title though. I saw most of the movie, but not all of it, and never read the book
NoxTerran - January 3, 2012, 2:29 pm
cant say much about what generation you are, but i know this, i am late 20's and i get it. KILLER movie AND book
Clint1226 - December 28, 2011, 1:05 pm
The film was good, the book was even better!
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 8:18 pm
Indeed... Thank you for restoring my faith in our generation...
Maddness - December 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Epic and also Im from same generation and I know what you're talking about. It is an awesome film as well
SorayaDarqsyde - December 24, 2011, 5:21 pm
Not bad for a white girl, huh? :P
Verdeckt - December 24, 2011, 6:24 am
Malcolm McDowell is right up there with Gene Wilder on the convincing mad man front.
Budog - December 24, 2011, 2:10 am
Dude I love it, 5L !
SorayaDarqsyde - December 23, 2011, 11:02 pm
Thanks! It is my first attempt at one of these...
maoworks2 - December 23, 2011, 5:46 pm
A Clock Work Orange .
GySgt1811a - December 23, 2011, 4:51 pm
There's hope, Ms(?) Darqsyde, YOU got it! BTW, I amazed my granddaughter with my wristwatch that didn't require batteries. You just wind it. She thought it was awesome and wants one.
ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:47 pm
Too true. Nicely done. 5


TOMBSTONE MOMENTS - Sometimes begin with a whisper




amazing! -




BOREDOM -


TAGS: life time day human nature virtual escape reality friend waste facebook social network
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by giulio

Untamedfifty - October 15, 2009, 8:33 pm
hah i think i'd win
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
Best game of beer pong. Ever.


FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.




AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


"BEWARE THE BARRENNESS OF A BUSY LIFE" - - SOCRATES




THE DOG -


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D


PIZZA FORK - NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm
Amazing.


I TOTALLY TAKE BACK - all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger


TAGS: sleepy work
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by longnose

MrSkateRookie - May 22, 2011, 5:53 am
well know to get mines now then
steph1 - May 21, 2011, 10:26 am
ditto - sooo true


TARDINESS -




PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am
LOL...yeah


KEEP A SECRET -


TAGS: a clockwork secret
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 23, 2011, 7:51 pm

I see what you are saying here, I keel you
Reality Lord - September 23, 2011, 5:43 pm

ehem....?
ICEMAN - September 23, 2011, 1:50 am
You mean like RR & RL? Heh, heh.


War On Work -


TAGS: mike rowe war on work dirty jobs mikeroweworks foundation
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by TheConservativeInsurgent

MychaelDark - March 4, 2016, 1:51 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people aren't the enemy. Lazy *** F***s, who just want to sit around all day and do nothing to earn their share are.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 2:27 am
@ blesic --- How you doing on that welfare check?
blesic - December 6, 2014, 3:26 pm
Work isn't the enemy. Rich people are.
lgvernon - November 9, 2014, 4:40 pm

I'd watch this guy stuff canoli...split shakes...fill lamps...clean siding...carry hods...rivet a steamer...pull green chain...pull the heads on a 56 Chevy...OK, I'm out...


APATHY - I'd post more but I don't really care




TIME FOR A LITTLE LUDWIG VAN -


TAGS: clockwork orange
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

mariand - January 7, 2012, 1:37 pm
"Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old soomka!"
ICEMAN - January 7, 2012, 11:36 am
"No time for the ol' in-out love, I've just come to read the meter." 5


PRIORITIES - Personally, I'd have opted for dental work over the body art, but that's just me.




J... E... T... S... - Just End The Stupidity!




CONSULTANT -


TAGS: calendar i don t work here
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

Linda111 - August 22, 2011, 3:25 am
Thanks for the great article here at your website. I know it will help me and many others. Pandora Jewelry
mariand - August 21, 2011, 12:17 pm
true 5tory


LISTENING - sometimes mommies are right


TAGS: fork nose injuries
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

forseti - May 25, 2010, 5:53 am
mommy told him to use a fork... b****


IN NEW YORK CITY - one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal


TAGS: new york large soda ban
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by vilnius

ToonTaco - July 7, 2013, 10:14 am
Nothing wrong with cigarettes. Beer? Pass it! HOLY CRAP, HE HAS A SODA! Stop him!
CloudchaserS - September 14, 2012, 10:27 am
Typical nanny state liberals, thinking that grown adults are incapable of deciding for themselves what they should and shouldn't consume. I remember when NJ tried to ban restaurants from serving fried eggs with runny yolks.


PROCRASTINATION - it's an art form


TAGS: caveman homework
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

caveman - October 30, 2011, 1:00 am
uni life, it really is an artform
TheABC - October 21, 2011, 2:14 am
My night exactly, except replace Twitter with Netflix.
axe11154 - October 20, 2011, 11:00 am
Tomarrow? dont you mean um what would you mean if its already the next day?


ÜBER FAIL - Regular fail does NOT adequately describe this failure!


TAGS: bomb fork lift forklift uber ber fail
Rating: 3.02/5

More motifakes by WTF

... - August 16, 2009, 9:09 am
You could consider it a win. The bomb may be a dud. lol
Jay - June 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Was there something wrong with the solid rubber tires?
Hector - February 11, 2009, 11:08 am
I first saw this as part of a series on, "Why women live longer than men."
WTF - February 11, 2009, 10:54 am
Well, you'll just have to forgive me as I searched tag words like "bomb" and "fork" and "forklift" and saw no motifake using this picture.
agdaniele - February 10, 2009, 7:51 pm
Motifake #6699 did it right. Already. Using "fail" in this instance is an easy way to say "I have nothing creative for this picture."
Scorpio7 - February 10, 2009, 6:52 pm
What's worse, is that's a BOMB, and that ph**o was taken at the old Rocky Mountain Arsenal, near Denver, Colorado.


EDUCATION - It's important




BLISS -




ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE - My mother told me there would be days like that. She just didn't tell me there would be so many of them.




INTERNATIONAL WORKERS -




SUCCESS -


TAGS: hang this at work calendar
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by caveman

ughomer - November 16, 2012, 10:58 pm
5L for the Aussie!!
sidestep22 - November 15, 2012, 4:30 pm
Wow.. Excellent! Truly demotivational. Now where did I leave my noose?
MissPriss - November 15, 2012, 9:13 am
dam....back to the drawing board....thanks...5L my dears ;)


CLOSE TO A CAT OWNER? - 1. Everyday, before they can check the litter box, pick up all the cat poo. 2. Continue until the cat owner starts being worried about Fluffy's health 3. Take a crap in Fluffy's litter box.


TAGS: the best jokes take work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Zook

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:50 pm
...how to mess with the wife. Just for the lolz.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 20, 2013, 12:49 pm
I'm a cat owner and I think I know now hire
boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:36 am
I just squirted soda through my nose all over my keyboard. 5 nose-blows
culos - November 22, 2010, 9:22 am
fav'ed. 5 droppings
rerun - November 22, 2010, 9:05 am

now that is funny
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 11:08 pm
added to favs and 5


DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY -




SOCIAL WORK - a salary waiting to be increased




FREEDOM - Now get back to work.


TAGS: freedom work funny wilderness outdoors
Rating: 2.3/5

More motifakes by Justin

Sean - April 28, 2009, 5:06 pm
Yeah divi, that's never happened here before now.
divi - April 28, 2009, 4:15 pm
finally, a motifake that actually resembles the original despair.com ones!
RnR - July 24, 2008, 6:18 pm
isn't that the route to the Overlook h**el (The Shining)?


FACEBOOK - when it's going too far




AN OXYMORON -




PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE -


TAGS: work sucks smile
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:01 am
FUNNY 5L


SINGLE MOMS IN AFRICA - They dream of your 70 hour work-weeks, sharing a two bedroom apartment with your six kids, and walking to work in the snow... Western Pansies...


TAGS: gun fail worked owned ak 47 ak 47
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

GaryO - January 27, 2014, 6:52 pm
There’s crude, there’s tasteless, there’s ridiculous, then there’s inflammatory. Most folks tend to laugh at the crude, ridiculous, tasteless stuff. Inflammatory comments are not funny. They’re just someone’s obtuse opinion. PCV, don’t be that someone.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 3:08 pm
Sooooooooooooooooo it's okay to insult western culture but it's not okay to tell the truth about Africa?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 27, 2014, 3:03 pm
Uncalled for.
PCV - January 27, 2014, 2:55 pm
After 10,000 years their greatest invention is the stick. Stupid Africans.


PROCRATINATION - my idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance


TAGS: procrastination housework glance
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 9:02 am
The S got lost amidst the garbage and could not be found.
culos - August 9, 2010, 7:50 am
spelling?


GOLD PANTS -


TAGS: gold pants 70 s fruity g** homo disco dork tool
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
I liked this one better.


TAKE YOUR SON TO WORK DAY - It doesn't always go as planned.




TEAMWORK -


TAGS: ants team work torture
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Sean

GaryO - March 3, 2013, 12:52 pm
Josh, there are meds, they help. Serious, ease up a bit, laddie, it’s OK, really. And if it’s not…it’s OK.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:42 pm
Stevie Wonder is cool, but I just never did like Paul McCartney.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 12:38 pm
I'm not at all racist; I just think everyone should be treated equally. Favoring one race over the other is the meaning of racism.
GaryO - March 3, 2013, 9:11 am
o-h-h-h-h-h, racism. I thought it was a married guy who haplessly wandered onto a baby shower scene or canasta fest…and gobbled up the tiny sandwiches, and ‘got crumbs everywhere’, and farted in the kitchen…not that I’d know
steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 3:43 am
Ebony and ivory...living together in harmony...
Sean - March 3, 2013, 1:34 am
Dear Josh. I hope you fall asleep in your hood and suffocate. K?K?K? (I thought you needed a hint.)
nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:26 pm
Or those black people who think they really made that grade, are qualified for that position, or really achieved that rank and don't know it's just affirmative action.
Sean - March 28, 2011, 11:11 am
Hey! Racism is never funny ... except maybe for those White folks who go around complaining that it is just not fair that Black people can call each other the N-word but White can't. Those folks are funny. Clueless, but funny.
newkevind51 - March 28, 2011, 8:58 am
red ants are trying to kill the black ants lol thats racist hahahaha >:)
Sean - December 14, 2010, 3:39 pm
Only when someone asks for my help.
Airman - December 14, 2010, 3:25 pm
LOL. That what you tell your para-legals?


BJORK - She is furious she is no longer the biggest thing from Iceland to spout crap all over the UK and cause suffering to so many innocent people.


TAGS: bjork
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 2:39 pm
I know, but I don't need people reminding me!
thatonechick - March 10, 2011, 12:56 pm
You suck, KFD. :D
Kung-Fu Devil - March 10, 2011, 12:06 pm
Oh you have me there. I am wounded.
CruiserCrody - January 21, 2011, 4:02 pm
Too bad for you she is one of the most talented and respected people in music, causing the whole 'joke' to fall flat.
MustyK - April 22, 2010, 3:32 am
5 clever L's to you Mr Kung Fu. Well Gone.
Mr. Shiny - April 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
Love it!
Airman - April 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
very clever!!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 21, 2010, 4:15 pm
Cheers :)
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:40 pm
*work
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 3:39 pm
HAHAHA! fantastic! this latest batch today has been some of your best wrok KFD. keep it up +5


THAT'S IT - This has eliminated the chance of me going anywhere in Africa. Ever. I can get fireworks from Mexico.


TAGS: fireworks pet hyena mexico africa
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Akyoyo

Cheeseman - June 6, 2009, 9:46 pm
A hyena is way more gangsta than a pitbull.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 1:02 pm
Your text was lame and clumsy, and didn't make much sense, as people rarely go to Africa for fireworks.
Shtoink - September 3, 2008, 3:33 am
i wish i had a pet hyena


HATRED OF SOUND -


TAGS: fork eat breath
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

Kyronic - July 26, 2012, 9:33 pm
I would've thought you made quaking sounds instead.
Sho - July 14, 2012, 2:51 pm
I used to make this noise I make unconsciously, that sounds a lot like pigeons. Was making my mom crazy
vilnius - July 13, 2012, 9:40 am
ugh, people s****** on their teeth drives me nuts!
RonE - July 13, 2012, 6:22 am
well, now that I know there is a name for it.... maybe when I go off they will just send me to the rubber room instead of the electric chair.


RELATIVES - Well THIS definitely explains a few things.


TAGS: ork urak hi snooki
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Garrison1444

Garrison1444 - July 11, 2011, 6:29 pm
thank you
crankyhead - July 11, 2011, 4:45 pm
Gorgeou5


AW COME ON! - Can you GET any more cliche??


TAGS: police pigs pork
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Koradan

aerofiend - January 27, 2010, 2:47 pm
Yes, just add Doughnut shop.


ARROGANCE -


TAGS: life love work
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Sean - September 15, 2011, 6:07 pm
But it does mean you are a witch! Love it, aggy.
tellitlikeitis - November 16, 2010, 12:53 pm
Nice one.


BEEP BEEP -


TAGS: coyote acme products dont work
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Verdeckt - May 4, 2011, 9:37 am
To misquote a certain lord, you rock in my general direction.


BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


LEMMINGS - 2.a member of any large group following an unthinking course towards mass destruction




Reverse psychology -




SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




DOG DAY AFTERNOON -


TAGS: teamwork christmas team dogs family
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - December 20, 2012, 8:05 am
Thank You. You've had a very good run of posters also. :)
ughomer - December 20, 2012, 6:38 am
LMFAO!!!


SOMETIMES AT WORK - I feel like Robinson Crusoë did. I'm insanely bored and just waiting for Friday. Meh, more like ALWAYS.




FATHERHOOD - I love kids...But I can't eat a whole one.


TAGS: babies kids food why not they dont work or earn money little poop machines
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

fascistfrenchman - December 17, 2010, 3:12 am
Who ordered the 20-pounder deluxe stack? 5L's
Asasello - February 22, 2010, 4:26 am
Calm down, will you. I don't think further attempts at contributing anything to motifake make sense anymore now, as even a moderator has me down as an asas-hole (witty pun, btw).
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
Ass you may have an opinion when you contribute a SINGLE THING to this community. I did half a** this one but that still puts me half an a** ahead of you.
GreyScorpion - February 21, 2010, 10:26 am
5 fecal factories!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 8:55 am
It's fresher than anything you've done, Asas-hole.
Asasello - February 21, 2010, 8:09 am
it's the oldest joke in the book.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:53 am
Rejection? Naaaaaaaaaaaah! It's a fact about asian food.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 12:52 am
I wanted to do that in the tags but was worried about rejection for racism. Thanks Aggie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:36 am
No problem... he's asian... you'll be hungry again in an hour. 5L


ADDICTION -




HEY OVER THERE! - Would you like to see my incredible virginity?! I still have it, and it ain't goin' anywhere, anytime soon...


TAGS: philladelphia philadelphia eagles birdman loser dork owned fail
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:37 pm
All Eagles fans are virgins.


GET TO WORK -


TAGS: work computer dreams
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by sickartist

ronsart - November 23, 2009, 10:10 pm
lol...u kids make me appreciate Canadians...lol
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:03 pm
well... 2 things if you count moooooooooooooo's alcoholism.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 10:00 pm
Hello Mr Ronsart! Thanks for the welcome back! Your stuff just keeps getting better and better. No matter how long im gone for one thing on this site is constant.
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:39 pm
LMAO!!!! I'm a good boy now...for the time being...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:38 pm
You are the best at doing what you do to who I'm supposed to be doing it to!
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:37 pm
I got her to yelling YOUR NAME now...at least 3 times a day now...lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:35 pm
Back-handed flattery will get you everywhere, TTH!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:34 pm
Great cook? LOL! My girl been talking in her sleep again, Ron?
ronsart - November 23, 2009, 9:33 pm
haven,t had a chance to welcome u back Mr. TrashHeap...glad u got internet again...and AggiE also kind and a great cook!
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:32 pm
Or "good kind of timmy, good kind of tunnel, good kind of politifake, good kind of American beer.....
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:31 pm
It's like saying "good kind of kidney stone" or "good kind of venereal disease".
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:29 pm
Yeah but can I really say " good kind of Nazi"?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:21 pm
That sure sounded fair and unbalanced.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:19 pm
No worries AggiE you are the good kind of Nazi......wait a sec that doesn't sound right!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:17 pm
LOL... thanks TTH... I think. Wait... well, ok. This is actually an exact despair, inc poster quote.
TheTrashHeap - November 23, 2009, 9:14 pm
Quality over quantity Nazi!!!!!!!!!!! AgdanielE for the win!
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:04 pm
You're the second one lately who has gone outside their own vacant mind to create poor posters.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 9:02 pm
So, the lesson here, my motifakers, is that plagiarism isn't plagiarism if you change the picture and copy only the text verbatim, ok?


OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.




AWWWWW - Still not getting any of my bacon




CELEBRATE - Do it your own way cuz it's overrated to do it like the normies.




'HARD WORK IS ITS OWN REWARD' - Said The Photographer.


TAGS: demotivation work
Rating: 4.83/5

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deathorfire1 - January 26, 2012, 9:05 am
they saw the ph**ographer again.


ACTUALLY, AIRPORT SECURITY SHOT IT -




THE BIG TIME -


TAGS: drama llama new york broadway
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by spacedog

spacedog - July 31, 2012, 7:13 pm
Not the first, and probably not the last, but such is the Internet.
rerun - July 30, 2012, 8:51 pm

I think I know a forum thread this could apply to.


TIME SERVED -


TAGS: work
Rating: 4.12/5

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Overworked -




BEST DAD - My dad works as the grim raper, uhm ... reaper


TAGS: death kid dad work child
Rating: 4.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 3:16 pm
I took an old Reaper tunic, and a scream mask, painted the mask red and white, cut a wood broom handle and painted it silver and black; and went as Darth - Nihilus.
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Daaaamn! My halloween costumes were never that good! Dad must work down at the movie studio!


TEAMWORK -




OPPORTUNITY -


TAGS: office chances work job
Rating: 4.9/5

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Sean - April 12, 2011, 8:35 pm
I love this one. It's like funny has come to Motifake ... to not die this time.
spacedog - March 21, 2011, 6:53 pm
Sadly, there are no scholarships for viscom, carpal tunnel kids. 5L


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork strong weak fall rise
Rating: 4.84/5

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HypercatZed - February 16, 2012, 2:58 pm
This reminds that episode of Kimba The White Lion when a group of gorillas was travelling, one of them fell into the quicksands, and the chief had to hold the others from trying to help him, or they would have ended in the quicksands too.


LIFE - You cannot build character and courage by taking away a mans initiative and independence.


TAGS: lincoln work ethic dust bowl
Rating: 4.76/5

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SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:37 pm
5L for truth. The all-encompassing nanny state destroys itself in two generations or less. 1965 to now is just about two generations.
GaryO - August 13, 2012, 1:56 pm
Truth is so obscure these days. Thank you for the clarity.


MMMM... - Bacon!


TAGS: pork labels wtf
Rating: 4.5/5

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GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:47 am
Boy, I never thought the word ‘rectuhm’ would be censored out…..nice coverage.
GaryO - August 7, 2012, 10:45 am
Just sick enough to give me my daily Homerism thought; ‘Yum, boneless pork rec***s….oh-h-h-h-h’


OH, YOU HATE YOUR JOB? -


TAGS: work job beer hate
Rating: 3.62/5

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zoomer296 - January 17, 2013, 12:18 am
I'll take the second from the right in the front please.
maoworks2 - December 26, 2011, 8:36 am
Ya Join The Club, Cheers !


WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO - We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine


TAGS: dance men at work
Rating: 4.78/5

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MrStupidGir - April 7, 2014, 7:43 pm
dansez!!!!
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:43 pm
why do I get the sudden urge to watch Bio Dome now?
robbidos - June 16, 2012, 10:25 pm
welcome
crankyhead - June 16, 2012, 10:20 pm
I got that 5ong 5tuck in my head now.


WORK - Unpleasant conditions do not necessarily offset low pay, poor benefits




SHIFT WORK - Taking years off lives ever since its inception. N O W H I R I N G


TAGS: shift work death nurse work
Rating: 2.38/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 11, 2012, 12:48 pm
I swear I know this girl, same eyes, same face give or take and she's also crazy enough to do this


QUITTING TIME -


TAGS: love relationships work humor poster
Rating: 4.9/5

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Silverheart - January 20, 2016, 7:43 am

Real, or digital? I'd love some links / sources if digital! Message me
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 7:50 pm

Don't ask me why this stuff appeals to me so. I think it's because of the artistry in the presentation~~even nose cone art was ART.
mizzdizz - January 19, 2016, 7:44 pm
I would most DEFINITELY be in the wrong house!!!!! Unless the power was out----LOL!!!!! 5 LOL lions!
rerun - January 19, 2016, 5:42 pm

I collect vintage pin up/erotica. Our ancestors were not nearly as uptight & repressed as one may believe.
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 4:24 pm

I LOVE vintage pinup art. I have dozens of ph**os and jpegs of paintings clear back to the 18th century (yes, they all have their clothes on). I first designed this with the graphic straight, but turned it while I was working on the text and voila! Worked
Silverheart - January 19, 2016, 4:21 pm

Not much for vidya games m'self, but I love the vintage pinup style.
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 3:30 pm

i love the artwork on this. i'm playing fallout 4 right now and this looks so that genre.
MissPriss - January 19, 2016, 2:30 pm
Covet thy neighbor? 5L chuckle...thanks.


BEHOLD ULTIMATE STUD DORK - YOU WILL NEVER REACH SUCH HEIGHTS OF UNADULTERATED DORKINESS




GEOLOGY -




WORKING 9 TO 5 -


TAGS: work welfare
Rating: 4.64/5

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Greybeard - October 15, 2012, 8:59 am
Thank you. : )
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 8:33 am
Point Well Made !


MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.




COMPASSION -


TAGS: coworkers are a little touchier
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:58 pm
You tell it Brother!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:56 pm
Make it 3-2, we have a game!
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:55 pm
Now if you'll pardon me, Russia is up 3-1 in the third.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:54 pm
but I'd give credit for it if I did that. And I've not taken a poster from elsewhere yet. Pictures, however, I'll take from ANY source, since I'm not selling anything or profiting in any way, it's not a copyright violation by International standards.
Haarakkon - February 21, 2010, 5:51 pm
25 comments? I didn't know mother-hugging was so controversial! Lol. I wish I could remember where I got this pic. It's been on my computer for quite awhile. I suspect it was on Pixdaus, though. Moo+ is right, I'd share a poster if I thought it was funny
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:29 pm
I know you do moooo. I know. @Aggy anchor clanker FTW!!!!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm
It's not used to gag your actual balls, you anchor clanker.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm
I wish you'd wear it
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
I got a ball gag!! OH SNAP!!! **** block!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
No black cherry? Ok, oral is fine.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:25 pm
I thought that meant has a big moustache and wears a pointy hat?
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:24 pm
Tuck, dress and gag.....I'm in!! (b*** i'm still not down with the you know what)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:22 pm
Classic German?.....I see, So?....he stands in line for toilet paper while his mom makes scheisse videos?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:21 pm
And keep tucking it.... even when you pee.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
I told you Mo....Wear the dress and the ball gag.....Or GTFO.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:19 pm
Hoschie is a german ph**ographer... doesn't make motifakes, he's crying about his pic being used here. Don't get me wrong, he's done good work... a lot of it could make good motifakes. But, he decided to march on us in the winter. Classic german error.
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
The guy is a deviantart puss. He took the pic (not made the poster) and thought it would be safe on the interweb. Pity him for his innocent gullibility.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:18 pm
d*** it Mooooo! Does that mean the Moooooo and MO prom is off again?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:17 pm
The pic? Sure. That's what internet pics are for.....If you don't likeit!.....Copyright it. Or f*** OFF!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:16 pm
I don't care if it gives away my slight man crush on Haar.....He WOULDN'T steal a Motifake.
MO - February 21, 2010, 5:13 pm
Well I still want proof or as Culos said STFU!! Harr don't need to copy ****. He's a natural. But IF he did can we at least twist his horns?
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:11 pm
Look at it this way.... at least your picture has been used for more than trying to subsidise a pot habit by selling the work of a Rütli drop-out.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
My apologies to Haar. You guys are absolutely right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:09 pm
I disagree....there will be no "smiting" of Haar....If this is a copy of someone elses work, It's a coincidence.......Haar wouldn't do that.
culos - February 21, 2010, 5:06 pm
@hoschie: Proof or STFU. If you claim to have made this poster (not the picture) subbmit some proof and we'll smite Haarakkon for not giving credit. If not, get your card and leave the Internet.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 5:05 pm
There's no way Haar would steal a Motifake. I call Shenanigans on Hoschie.
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:03 pm
hoschie... a very terrible opening line. I don't see your work anywhere in a motivational poster. And, since this is motifake, we showcase fake motivational posters... not just hack amateur online ph**ography.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:56 pm
Oh and welcome to the internet!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 4:55 pm
Consider the audience for your art quadrupled, and getting a good rating.
Hoschie - February 21, 2010, 4:51 pm
Thanks a lot for stealing my work without permission to post it here!! Great site here which supports art-thieves!
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
What that comment lacks in originality, it makes up for in irrelevance.
METALWERX - February 21, 2010, 12:36 pm
101 ways to WOK yer cat
Treehodger - February 20, 2010, 4:50 pm
I love kittens. Now who is in the mood for some Chinese Food?


WHEN LIONS ATTACK - You better hope your affairs are all in order.


TAGS: because dinner is served long pork it is
Rating: 3.73/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:41 pm
Don't just lie there, you p****! Poke him in the eye! Rip off his ear! Make him lose more body parts than the arm he's taking from you!


IT'S MONDAY -




OFFICE - It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


TAGS: office hell work
Rating: 2.27/5

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my stapler - January 11, 2009, 3:00 am
he took it
TigerKid - July 24, 2008, 10:28 am
I always thought to myself that if Hell is different for everyone, mine would be a Data Entry job that never ended. If you look at the clock, it's always 10 am.


HANG IN THERE - Retirement is only 30 years away!




SEEMS LEGIT -




OFFICE POLITICS #13 - Pride, commitment, teamwork ~ words they use to get you to work for free.




FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: facebook twitter social network online
Rating: 4.71/5

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forseti - May 11, 2011, 5:18 pm
Very trend(l)y, thank you!
Produceman117 - May 11, 2011, 8:50 am
"Trends." You're welcome. 5.


NEW YORK SODA BAN - This just in... New Yorkers too stupid to make their own decisions.


TAGS: government law stupid new york
Rating: 4.7/5

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falloutghoul - September 14, 2012, 8:45 pm
Because we won't take responsibility for our own health.
Bolverk3778 - September 14, 2012, 6:59 am
WHY???????


HISTORY NOT FOR DOGS. -


TAGS: work labor deception plans
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by timmey

Coombsy007 - March 15, 2012, 12:34 pm
carebear 5L's
carebear - March 6, 2012, 10:11 pm
(carebear BANNED)
zombie2093 - March 6, 2012, 10:06 pm
DONT LET THIS HAPPEN OVER HERE! OPPOSE N.D.A.A. AND THE PATRIOT ACT, END THE FED AND END NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND VOTE RON PAUL 2012!! VOTE BECAUSE YOU HAVE A VOICE VOTE RON PAUL TO KEEP IT THAT WAY! RON PAUL 2012!
vespers - March 6, 2012, 9:57 am
What twisted irony, "Work will set you free."
Nissta - March 6, 2012, 7:21 am
I have always classed this as THE BIGGEST practical joke ever!!! coz it was neither funny nor a joke.
carebear - March 3, 2012, 11:55 am
(carebear BANNED)
forseti - March 3, 2012, 4:49 am
5 dark "Lager"


ERGOPHOBIA - Because work rewards later But laziness rewards Right away


TAGS: the fear of work
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:28 pm
I shed a tear of commiseration, as I relax in my recliner, knowing my mail carrier is (for reasons unknown) displeased with my mailbox, and I could care less to deal with it at the moment. Kudos, to you Sho. Kudo5.


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